The Poem That Sparked an Empire

I know nothing but the worst, repeat only the best and repel ignorance with zeal.
I used to capitalize on the circumstances but now I don’t remember how.

I am a beggar.
I am a protagonist.
I never eat stale bread.

If you were to ask me, I could recount the hours I spent in the labor camps of southeastern Brazil.

I do not rely on information.
I did not start a gang.
I rarely club.

I do not nod to farmers except in those awkward moments just before the elevator door opens.

I am a compulsive minimalist.
I am a body double
I repeat.

In my spare time I often times read aloud to a small group of domesticated animals and then knit baseball gloves from recycled plastic.

I am a rebel with out a car, a Francophone with no groove, and losing a collapsing assortment of astronomical facts.

I am simply a sapien because the word “homo” bothers me.
I wear cotton often and I love to make sense of the contents of shampoo bottles.
I am fond of large bodies of water and lovely thorough fairs.

I am not patient.
I am not kind.
I am not going to learn to line dance.

I am here to understate the obvious and make plain paper faxing a reality.
I was never once overlooked by a talent scout.
I will not stay put.

My candor is renowned amongst the elders of the great halls of Europe
I routinely suffer through tragic indifference.
I secretly wish I had a last name that was a verb.
I scarcely recall.

I have been the means to an end.
I have been the other guy.
I have been transported and subjugated by a surreal amount of force.

The End

Orienteering and Double Entendre

The weekend was filled with Orienteering.

Demon Hunter has a "Deluxe" cd/dvd version of The Triptych. I like it.
Emery also has a similar "Deluxe" deal for their album The Question. I like it too.

The discs are a good idea. Tooth and Nail is on to something here. I basically re-bought the same CD due to the video content and the new versions of some of the songs. I am a sucker for acoustic sets.

Reporting live from...

I am connected using the only Internet Connection available to me here in middle of nowhere Louisiana. I am using a bluetooth connection to tap into the power of the wireless web thanks to Cingular. This is happening at the super fast speed of 28.8Kbps.

This backwoods urban landscape is surreal to me. Super fast cars, narrow lanes, yuppies-a-plenty, and expensive gasoline. At least they have cable tv.

I just watched Gwen Stephani (however you spell that) on SNL and I think she has lost her mind. She was yodeling and dancing like a robot.

I really need some video games on this laptop.

Busy keeps me busy

This one of those posts made just for me so I will remember something. I find cool stuff on accident all the time and forget about it. I am very ADD. Server2Go is a nice little tool. I nave need for it but no time for it at the moment. I want to make a catalog of photos to be sent out on CD. I also want a way to search and sort these photos. This is harder to do then you may think.

I can give this guy 10 Euros and he will fix me up with the very software I need to build my cd with. I don't have any Euros but I bet we can work something out.

Tonsillitis sucks by the way. My kid has that now and it is not fun for anyone involved.