Saturday, December 9, 2006

Reporting live from...

I am connected using the only Internet Connection available to me here in middle of nowhere Louisiana. I am using a bluetooth connection to tap into the power of the wireless web thanks to Cingular. This is happening at the super fast speed of 28.8Kbps.

This backwoods urban landscape is surreal to me. Super fast cars, narrow lanes, yuppies-a-plenty, and expensive gasoline. At least they have cable tv.

I just watched Gwen Stephani (however you spell that) on SNL and I think she has lost her mind. She was yodeling and dancing like a robot.

I really need some video games on this laptop.