I wish Little Debbie and Mr. Coffee would just go ahead and get married. They have been together so long we all assume that they were married but doing some Internet Research on the Internet I discovered they are not married. Can you imagine a mocha flavored oatmeal cream pie? That would be awesome!
I am running on near intravenous Community Coffee Caf'e Sepcial and a steady stream of low quality carbohydrates. I worked through lunch today and that is hard for a fat man to take. I have also given up Coca Cola which both explains my mood and complete addiction to coffee. It has been 2 weeks since I had the sweet burning sensation of an ice cold Coca Cola. I don't crave them or anything but I just don't have a replacement beverage for it yet.
If you are wondering why I am not drinking coca sodas anymore I will splain. I had this idea that I was drinking too much High Fructrose Corn Syrup. There is no way I can put as much sugar in my coffee as comes in a can of coke. In a round about way I have just reduced my caloric intake. It maybe misguided but it is at least a better defined principle than the grapefruit diet.
Just for the taste of it!
