Highlights

I have seen some funny stuff while on a weekend get-a-way.

I saw some sort of lawman wearing a Judge Dread style outfit with chains, knobs, radios, and all manner of what-not. He swaggered as he purchased his miniature sand tarts at the fru-fru coffee shop in Alexandria.

I saw a little kid with a Mohawk. I remember thinking that this is the first step toward a mullet.

In a town called Waterproof I was passed by a car that literally looked like it just left the scene of a crime. It was going about 90mph with no back glass, no seat belts, and three thugs looking like they were high.

I can't forget the corn. This is the most corn laden road I have ever seen. If it were not for the swamps I would have thought I was in Iowa.

I have come up with a motto for the good people that live in the small town of Iowa, Louisiana.
"Iowa, the town so nice no one will correct your mis-pronunciation"

I saw a sign for a dentist who's name is apparently Dr. Booty. The business name is Booty Dental. I don't know Dr. Booty but I have some advice. Our town has a fetish of sorts for pirates and dressing up like pirates. I think Booty Dental should specialize in gold teeth as in a pirate's treasure is called booty.

This post reflects the scatter state of my mind currently. I will try harder to write later.